Sunday, January 15, 2006

Robot Joke

A  man  enters  a  bar  and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.  The  robot  serves  him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"



The   man   replies  "150"  and  the  robot  proceeds  to  make conversation about global  warming  factors,  quantum  physics  and  spirituality, biomimicry, environmental      interconnectedness,      string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.



The  customer  is  very  impressed  and thinks, "This is really cool."  He decides to  test  the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for  another  drink.  Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"



The man responds, "about a 100."  Immediately  the  robot  starts  talking,  but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,  supermodels,  favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.



Really  impressed,  the  man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more  test.  He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"



The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."  And the robot says... real slowly, "So.............. ya gonna vote for Bush again?"



(I don't know who wrote this one.)



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